Just for laughs

Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?

Girl-Do U Know Who I am?

Boy-No..

Girl-I 'm His Daughter..

Boy-Do U Know Me?

Girl-No.!

Boy-Thank God..!.. :[LoL]:

Mom, can I dye my hair pink?
Mom: No
Mom, can I wear makeup?
Mom: No
Mom, can I wear a pink dress and stilettos?
Mom: No
Mom, can I have a Barbie?
Mom: No
Oh come on Mom, I'm 17 now!
Mom: Oh shut up Justin

Calliope shkruajti:Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?

Girl-Do U Know Who I am?

Boy-No..

Girl-I 'm His Daughter..

Boy-Do U Know Me?

Girl-No.!

Boy-Thank God..!..

Calliope shkruajti:Mom, can I dye my hair pink?
Mom: No
Mom, can I wear makeup?
Mom: No
Mom, can I wear a pink dress and stilettos?
Mom: No
Mom, can I have a Barbie?
Mom: No
Oh come on Mom, I'm 17 now!
Mom: Oh shut up Justin

shut up klodi

Boy: My Girlfriend broke up wth me & sent me the Kissng pics of her with her new boyfriend.!!
Friend: Oh..its to bad.!
Boy: Yeah..I know..that's why i sent those pics to her dad. :[LoL]:

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I hav one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary
when actually I'm the BOSS

Daughter IPod..
Son IPhone..
Mom IPad..
Dad IPay

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Before Marriage ♥
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
After marriage Read It backwards!!